these are my lazy pants

I'm not feeling well today.

I ran out of melatonin and used wine as a substitute last night. Lots of wine. 

Baaaad idea.

Here's a totally irrelevant photo of me - 10 years and  100lbs ago.

Now I'm nauseated, extremely tired and to top it all off it's.... you know.... that gross lady time.

I feel like Garbage with a capital "G".

I can't even be bothered to put on a bra. I'm reheating leftovers and I have plans to sit on the couch and play Farmville for the rest of the day.

This really sucks because I was really hoping to go wind surfing today with my pals from the Puerto Rican street gang I just joined last month.

They named me Asesino del Ratón.

Which means "Mouse Killer" in Spanish.

I don't even know what wind surfing is.

So um here. Go check out my Amazon store.

I started it as a fundraiser for our gypsy trailer thing and decided to keep it up to earn some extra cash. Plus it's super fun hand picking all that sweet merch. I've had plans to open a bohemianish store for ages and then a certain renaissance faire came along and distracted me. Darn you better ideas! This is actually a pretty awesome substitute for a real store. No shipping, no restocking... just sit and click, click, click.

So yeah, here's my store - it's named after my other blog "Quirky Bohemian Mama".

Enjoy. I'm going to go throw up now.