Cigarettes and chocolate milk
These are just a couple of my cravings
Everything it seems I like's a little bit stronger
A little bit thicker, a little bit harmful for me
If I should buy jellybeans
Have to eat them all in just one sitting
Everything it seems I like's a little bit sweeter
A little bit fatter, a little bit harmful for me
And then there's those other things
Which for several reasons we won't mention
Everything about 'em is a little bit stranger, a little bit harder
A little bit deadly
Cigarettes and Chocolate Milk by Rufus Wainwright from the album Poses
I don't smoke cigarettes any more but I do enjoy a cigarillo every now and then and I'm not fond of chocolate milk and I hate jelly beans. The song above is pretty irrelevant to me and this post but it's been stuck in my head all morning for some weird reason.
Fun fact about me and Rufus Wainwright - I had the biggest crush on him when I was in high school and after I graduated. I'm talking obsessed, folks. I thought he was the most beautiful and most talented man ever and I couldn't wait until I turned 18 so I could run away and go find him somewhere in Canada or New York and steal his heart.
Needless to say I was absolutely devastated when someone broke the news to me that was gay.
"No! He's not gay! He just hasn't met the right woman!" I sobbed - "He hasn't met ME!"
I think he was my first and only celebrity crush. His gayness ruined me and I vowed never to fall for another celeb- I just couldn't bear having my heart broken again.
I think it's pretty funny that while other teen girls my age were giggling over Justin Timberlake, the Hanson brothers and Leonardo Dicaprio I was pining over a gay musician.
Ok, my crush wasn't THAT bad, but I did have a few fantasies about turning him straight and getting hitched and having beautiful musical babies - because, you know, that's totally how that works right?
Have you ever had a celebrity crush??
All jewelry and accessories (except necklace) 99 cent buys
Necklace - Ebay
Dress - Old Navy clearance
New (to me) red boots - handmedowns