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Sunday, November 22, 2015

cigarettes and chocolate milk

Cigarettes and chocolate milk
These are just a couple of my cravings
Everything it seems I like's a little bit stronger
A little bit thicker, a little bit harmful for me

If I should buy jellybeans
Have to eat them all in just one sitting
Everything it seems I like's a little bit sweeter
A little bit fatter, a little bit harmful for me

And then there's those other things
Which for several reasons we won't mention
Everything about 'em is a little bit stranger, a little bit harder
A little bit deadly

Cigarettes and Chocolate Milk by Rufus Wainwright from the album Poses

I don't smoke cigarettes any more but I do enjoy a cigarillo every now and then and I'm not fond of chocolate milk and I hate jelly beans. The song above is pretty irrelevant to me and this post but it's been stuck in my head all morning for some weird reason.

Fun fact about me and Rufus Wainwright -  I had the biggest crush on him when I was in high school and after I graduated. I'm talking obsessed, folks. I thought he was the most beautiful and most talented man ever and I couldn't wait until I turned 18 so I could run away and go find him somewhere in Canada or New York and steal his heart. 

Needless to say I was absolutely devastated when someone broke the news to me that was gay.

"No! He's not gay! He just hasn't met the right woman!" I sobbed - "He hasn't met ME!"
I think he was my first and only celebrity crush. His gayness ruined me and I vowed never to fall for another celeb- I just couldn't bear having my heart broken again.

I think it's pretty funny that while other teen girls my age were giggling over Justin Timberlake, the Hanson brothers and Leonardo Dicaprio I was pining over a gay musician. 

Ok, my crush wasn't THAT bad, but I did have a few fantasies about turning him straight and getting hitched and having beautiful musical babies -  because, you know,  that's totally how that works right?

Have you ever had a celebrity crush??

All jewelry and accessories (except necklace) 99 cent buys
Necklace - Ebay
Dress - Old Navy clearance
New (to me) red boots - handmedowns


  1. Ha ha! That is exactly how it works.

    Celebrity crush...Olivier Martinez or Jonathan Rhys Meyers. Although neither one are gay I think I have the same amount of chances of getting them to fall in love with me.


  2. I love that first picture - you're a burst of color and sunshine! I've had so many celebrity crushes, going right back to the Beatles, and Michael Cole from Mod Squad, Clint Eastwood in the old days, Alan Alda on MASH, Richard Gere, Johnny Depp...and I wouldn't say no to Keanu - ever.

  3. Great boots! Tell me about it, I used to follow Boy George around like a lovestruck lamb and also had a thing for George Michael. xxx

  4. Ben Affleck...Anytime, anywhere!!
    I was a little disappointed when I found out Zachary Quinto was gay, oh well, he's still beautiful to me.

  5. I was vexed by your crush question. Javier Bardem is up there, Colin Firth, but I don't think I've ever had a real crush CRUSH on a star. I used to dream of the Beatles all the time. Does that count? I'm sure there's someone I'm forgetting now.
    Great photos. The first one is perfect!

  6. You're looking great in these pictures!

    My celebrity crushes are Ryan Gosling and Jake Gyllenhaal, although I am forever getting them mixed up!

  7. I totally get the Rufus Wainwright crush. He is pretty amazing. I love that song. I actually started to fall in love with my husband when he told me that he had just had a cigarette and an Oreo for breakfast. My crushes were Mick Jagger and Peter Tork and Woody Allen.

  8. You do look great in these photos, love the flowers. When I was a young teenager and before, I had a mad crush on Matt Dillon. He still looks good and the voice! My forever crush is Johnny Depp, so cute and cool. Daniel Craig, my other crush. Lol


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