Sweet Moses in a basket, it's Autumn! Do you know what that means for me? Do ya!!!
You guessed it!
No more sweating!!
Now I can layer up, break out the red lipstick, wear my hair down and zip my boots up.
I am so friggin' excited about the cooler weather that now I'm looking for an excuse to leave the house just so I can dress up and feel the air.
Dress: www.599fashion.com
Leggings: Walmart
Wrist Cuff: Just a Dollar
Belly dance costume necklace: wholesale novelty website (has matching coin belt)
Boots: hand-me-downs
One dollar bling ring!
Look, ma! No sweat!
Oh yeah, and I've got some strange news for ya.
Well remember the post I did about the ugly truth behind having big boobies? And then I posed in a photo the reads "My name is Hollie and I wear a 38I bra"?
Well... not any more...
Now we're looking at at 36M folks.
"N" is the end of the road and that's really the size I need since I have one booby larger than the other.
Let me repeat what I just said so you can get the full effect of my problem here:
BRAS DON'T GET BIGGER THAN AN "N"
I'm not breast feeding, I'm not gaining weight... they're just... growing.
My feet too! I've gone up a whole shoe size in a year!
What is this? Second puberty?
Well, I'm applying for Medicaid with hopes that they can help assist me or even pay for a much needed breast reduction surgery. My hatred of my massive chest is no longer an issue of vanity...
I'm just worried about where on earth I'm going to get a 36Z bra in the near future.
Or... I could stop worrying and just do this for the rest of my life? Hm? Whaddya think?? I think I'll be good at it. I'm think I'm definitely qualified for this position of tea... holder....
You look great in plaid. I'm a bit of a plaidophile. And the coin necklace is fabulous. I'm a big boobed gal, too. It is no picnic. Even WITH tea (hysterical photo!) Even though you are pretty damn gorgeous just the way you are, I feel your pain, and I wish you luck with the Medicaid.
ReplyDeleteOK, weird, my comment went weird... As I was saying, Your $1 bling is heroic and I love both outfits. As for the boob thing, as someone with none, almost, I can't imagine what it would be like to be so endowed. I wish you good fortune seeking help from Medicaid!
ReplyDeleteOh I do like that plaid dress! It looks great on you. That's a drag about your boobs growing. I hope Medicaid sees your situation as something they should help with.
ReplyDeleteYou look gorgeous in tartan and the coin necklace makes me weep with envy. I hop you get some help with those boobs, it must be hell on your back! xx
ReplyDeleteI keep missing your posts because I go on Blogger all the time, need to get that sorted because I always enjoy them so much when I do catch them. I'm sad to see summer go, but I love your autumn outfit, I would wear every bit of it in a minute. My boobs are going the opposite way to yours I fear, pity we can't set up some transatlantic exchange deal in that department. xx
ReplyDeleteHooray for Autumn! I share your excitement! You look gorgeous in these pics. I think my feet are a bit bigger lately which is weird, but my feet are tiny so they could do with getting bigger! My boobs go up & down with my weight....which is mostly up these days. I had no idea bras stop at N. What the heck do girls do after that? Perhaps some kind of hoist? Jokes aside I hope you get some relief sometime soon. Xx
ReplyDeleteOMG, the cup holder!
ReplyDeleteGood luck with Meidcaid.
Aw man that sucks..if i were you I'd try for the reduction (id get mine lifted in the process but thats a whole nother topic) bras are expensive as it is.
ReplyDeleteha ha yes august means no more sweating,lol. digging the plaid :) my fingers are crossed that you're approved for breast reduction, my friend got one just out of high school and she said it made a massive difference in her comfort levels.
ReplyDeleteI love the way you talk about stuff with such honesty - I do not have big boobs, but I know several women who do, and they are often complaining of sore back and the cost of bras/finding bras that are pretty and comfy. I think it is a good idea to pursue reduction options, so fingers crossed. I hope that the cooler weather is enjoyable, you look really awesome in the plaid dress with leggings.
ReplyDeleteThank you soooooooo much for linking, yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh
ReplyDeleteI also weep with envy at the sight of your necklace.
It is so good to get new friends, yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Following you now, yeahhhhhhhhhhhh
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